Location: Mystic Drive
Urban Legends
by @wisconsinwizard
Haunchyville is an urban legend that states that somewhere near Mystic Drive, in Muskego, Wisconsin, there is a hidden enclave of dwarves known as the haunchies, who dwell in either abandoned buildings or a network of tunnels beneath the area. Reportedly, the haunchies were originally circus dwarves who murdered their abusive ringmaster before escaping out to the wilderness to create an enclave of their own.
The haunchies are fanatically xenophobic, and any tall person found in their territory (as in, taller than them) will be attacked with bats and saws. Interlopers will have their legs sawn off to "cut them down to size."
There also is reportedly a single normal-sized resident of haunchyville, a shotgun-wielding albino who warns people away from Haunchyville.